The page cannot be displayed because you need a new life!

For the love of God and your family's sake...

Please try the following:

  • Don't click the refresh Refresh button!
    JUST SHUT DOWN THIS COMPUTER AND GET A REAL LIFE!


  • To get off your behind and get reacquainted with your Family Click onto the "UNDO CYBER HYPNOSIS" button. On the "COMPUTER ADDICTION" tab, click Settings. The COMPUTER ADDICTION settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP).


  • Some computer addicts have an evil persona (second personality) who has enabled a connection security to keep you from disconnecting your computer. Click the "HELP ME!" menu and then click About "COMPUTER ADDICTION" to determine what strength security your evil persona may have installed.


  • Be aware! There are a so many new adventures awaiting you once you get away from this computer! Like enjoying fresh polluted air, drastic changing seasons of the year, your dental appointments and your family fighting with each other.

    Wake up!!! Don't just sit there staring at this window! Get busy following the instructions above! If you are in such bad shape that you can not force yourself to follow the above instructions, then dial 1-800-NEED SHOCK on your computer's keyboard. A psychiatrist will then come and administer shock treatments to your computer, forcing it to shut down.



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